the agave in my tea.
You're as sweet as a bar of chocolate,
as long as it's dairy-free.
You are the lemon juice to my avocado,
keeping me fresh and bright,
You are the synthetic down comforter
that I snuggle with at night.
You're as reliable as my MooShoes boots
that I wear in the rain and snow,
You're better than nutritional yeast,
in case you didn't know.
If you were a kind of soy product,
you'd be my favorite form.
Above all, you're the non-wool sweater
who always keeps me warm.
--Unknown
